Fann í gömlum umræðum góðann kaþólikkabrandara sem má alveg endurbirta.
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?' 'Yes, father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as
well tell me now.
Was it Ert ?' 'I cannot say.'
Was it The Madone ?' 'I'll never tell.'
Was it Mae West ?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
Was it Twitters ?' 'My lips are sealed.'
Was it Charmed, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
he priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi,
and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an
altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers
'What'd you get?
Johnny...."4 months vacation and five good leads" :-)
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